Bad LoL jokes

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Brocke

Member

15-12-2010

As I got nothing better to do I thought I'd post some bad jokes. Feel free to join in.

Here we go:

You know what happened when Blitzcrank went on a date with katarina?
...He knocked her up!

Did you see Annie dance last night?
She was on fire!

You know Zilean is having a bad day when he asks you for the time.

Katarinas dark secret is that she's prone to getting dizzy.

Trundle never ceases to be amazed about how everyone on the internet knows he's a troll.

Mordekaiser really hates airport security.

Shacos darkest secret is that he's afraid of children.

Sometimes Karthus picks up a sword and pretends that he's Arthas.

Amumus favorite emote is
/cry

Heimerdinger has a gadget for every occasion, but his friends think he went too far during the attack of a mariachi band of penguins dressed up as clowns.

Anyone else notice that Tryndameres undying rage...ends.

Once Evelynn almost choked to death,
but nobody could tell.

Also, Evelynn is constantly being bothered by an old man named Gargamel.

When Katarina got into the assassination business she made a killing.

For some reason Alistar suffers from headaches.

Soraka hates the saying "when you hear hoof beats, think horses".

Teemo is a big player in the underground drug market.

Ryze's big secret is a real shocker!

When Malphite and Rammus hang out they like to Rock n' Roll!

When Udyr masturbates,
is it considered beastiality?

Maplphite once took swimming lessons
...he doesn't like to talk about it

Sheep are suspicious of the newcomer: Urf the manatee

Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved.
The moral of the story is: Dont do drugs!

When Katarina said that her sister is a real b!tch Nasus got excited!

Cassiopeia always knows how much she weighs thanks to all her scales.

Singed made a potion so strong it made him see double!
...Turns out it was just Shaco playing him a prank!

Taric's employer thinks he's a real gem!

Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary!
...She's his girlfriend!

There are 300 jokes about Pantheon!

Everyone stared when Lux asked if anyone's got a light?

Once Kog'maw had a cold, but no one could tell.

Tristana is disappointed that it's never a rocket in your pocket.

Sometimes, to mess with people Kayle and Morgana switch clothes.


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juku

Junior Member

15-12-2010

well, they aint that bad...


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Extravagasma

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15-12-2010

Quote:

When Udyr masturbates,
is it considered beastiality?
you got me there.


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Phlerian

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15-12-2010

they are actually pretty good


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BOLTHEM

Junior Member

15-12-2010

do you know how fiddlesticks knowed he was made of wood??he was masturbating and started a fire!!


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Xervensa

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16-12-2010

lol


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Hjorth

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16-12-2010

i lol'd


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Dayanne Rockstar

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16-12-2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brocke View Post
As I got nothing better to do I thought I'd post some bad jokes.
Sometimes, to mess with people Kayle and Morgana switch clothes.
I feel sorry to say that no one would be fooled by that :
U can't ignore morgana elven like ears ....
and btw +1 some are really fun


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irstassika

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20-12-2010

Why Mundo can't be jailed for sexual assault? Mundo pleases who ever he pleases!


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SeanW

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20-12-2010

These are okay, good job


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