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Champion & skin sale: New hires

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Corporate Mundo

Liaison for Financial Affairs

04-29-2013

<div class="cs-body"><div class="article-large-media" ><a href="http://competitive.na.leagueoflegends.com/sites/default/files/upload/04-30-Sale.jpg" target="_blank"><img width="575" typeof="foaf:Image" src="http://competitive.na.leagueoflegends.com/sites/default/files/styles/wide_content_full/public/upload/04-30-Sale.jpg?itok=GvjMp_F6" alt="" /></a></div> <p>Corporate Mundo checked email and have many new resumes to read for positions at Mundo Corp. Mundo have to keep opening new job positions because peons keep dying or die trying to quit. CORPORATE MUNDO HATE QUITTERS WORSE THAN LAZY PEONS. Ironically, punishment is same. Help Mundo go through prospective candidates and you get discounts.</p><ul><li>First resume is fishy <strong>Fizz</strong>. He has experience working with slimy bottom feeders, so he fit in good at Mundo Corp. Department of Slackers. <strong>487 RP</strong></li></ul><p><a href="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Fizz_Splash.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Fizz_Splash_thumb.jpg" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><ul><li><strong>Karma</strong>'s resume says she lead Ionian people through tumultuous times. Mundo Corp. never go through tumultuous times because of supreme corporate leadership skills and cleaver-throwing acumen. <strong>395 RP</strong></li></ul><p><a href="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Karma_Splash.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Karma_Splash_thumb.jpg" /></a></p><p><strong>&nbsp;</strong></p><ul><li>Why would <strong>Malphite</strong> apply to Mundo Co.? Where he find job description that say, Mundo need Senior VP of Giant Rock Monsters? NOT AN APPROVED POSITION. <strong>292 RP</strong></li></ul><p><a href="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Malphite_Splash.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Malphite_Splash_thumb.jpg" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><ul><li><strong>Jack of Hearts Twisted Fate </strong>have lots of personal information on his resume, including "very lucky" and "can do card tricks." Mundo see slacker written all over this guy. <strong>260 RP</strong></li></ul><p><a href="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/TwistedFate_JackofHearts_Splash.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/TwistedFate_JackofHearts_Splash_thumb.jpg" /></a><a href="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/TwistedFate_JackofHearts_SS.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/TwistedFate_JackofHearts_SS_thumb.jpg" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><ul><li>Mundo Co. not have dress code, but may have to implement one after hiring <strong>French Maid Nidalee</strong>. EVERYONE WEAR MAID OUTFITS NOW. <strong>260 RP</strong></li></ul><p><a href="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Nidalee_FrenchMaid_Splash.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Nidalee_FrenchMaid_Splash_thumb.jpg" /></a><a href="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Nidalee_FrenchMaid_SS.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Nidalee_FrenchMaid_SS_thumb.jpg" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><ul><li><strong>Dynasty Ahri</strong> leave off crucial piece of information from resume that Mundo find on LinkedIn: previous job was scaring little children and eating souls. INSTANT HIRE. <strong>487 RP</strong></li></ul><p><a href="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Ahri_Dynasty_Splash.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Ahri_Dynasty_Splash_thumb.jpg" /></a><a href="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Ahri_Dynasty_SS.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Ahri_Dynasty_SS_thumb.jpg" /></a></p><p><strong>&nbsp;</strong></p><p>Mundo get many good candidates from this round of resumes, so you get discounts from <strong>April 30</strong> to <strong>May 3</strong>. Then Mundo chain new employees to desks so work get done.</p> <style type="text/css">.cs-body p { margin:1em 0;}.cs-body img { border: 2px solid #cd8e2f;padding: 1px;margin: 0;max-width: 100%;height:auto;}.cs-body img.borderless {border: 0 none;padding: 0;}.cs-body a {font-weight: bold;}</style></div>


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F4KÉ

Junior Member

04-29-2013

FIRST ONE


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AFK Goblin

Senior Member

04-29-2013

And the RP is safe agen ....


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HGG Maestro

Recruiter

04-29-2013

The champion sale is horrible, the skin sale isn't too good too. Maybe gonna get Dynasty Ahri, but meh.


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STV123

Senior Member

04-29-2013

not that Ahri skin Riot, Foxfire Ahri pls


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KCMoonWalker

Junior Member

04-29-2013

Foxfire Ahri please! Dynasty Ahri and Midnight Ahri already on sale for two times =(


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Beperkte

Junior Member

04-29-2013

So close to Foxfire Ahri


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sup or hf team

Member

04-29-2013

jack of hearts! rp almost safe


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FadeXIII

Member

04-29-2013

Quote:
UltraBobXDk:
FIRST ONE


inc downvotes into nothingness...

RP quite safe from this one


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YouAintGood

Senior Member

04-29-2013

Get 3x 975 sales ffs .. we dont need malphite hes cheap anyways...