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Meanwhile at EUW Riot HQ

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AmanRevenger

Member

04-19-2013

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Frosttab : Hey Ymir, did you watch the Forums?

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*Ymir wakes up and tosses coffee over his Macbook* : Ah goddammit. Cant you just let them rage?! Now my Macbook is ruined. 3 rd time this week already!

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Froststab : Oh damn, sorry, did not intend to do that. Does this mean what I think it means?

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Ymir : OF COURSE! Dont you remember the rule # 1 of the EUW Board!? Lyte, please quote it!

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Lyte : "If something happens to any gadget of a EUW Rioter, the EUW servers must suffer" . That's it.

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Froststab : But isnt this harsh against the EUW Playerbase, I mean ...

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Ymir : DID WE OFFER YOU A CONTRACT BASED ON THIS OR NOT?

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Froststab : Yes Ok, I quit. *walks away*

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Ymir : Arrrrr, is there noone we can use now for rule #2 which says...

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Rincewind: ... "In Case the EUW server suffers, we shall not provide any info on any issue, but post in nonsense threads" 'I'm on it.

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Ymir: That's my boy ;'(

to be continued ....

EDIT :
Froststab reveals a dark secret (http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=11260918#post11260918)
Meanwhile at the NA HQ (http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=11266056#post11266056)


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Tyffie

Senior Member

04-19-2013

/ff


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ST0RMB0W

Senior Member

04-19-2013

So true xD


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Rexxaro

Senior Member

04-19-2013

funny


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Gherky

Senior Member

04-19-2013

Lol'd


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Boompje

Senior Wrenchman

04-19-2013

There are no macfags in Dublin office


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AmanRevenger

Member

04-19-2013

Quote:
Boompje:
There are no macfags in Dublin office


Maybe they get destroyed so fast you never see them. This would also explain the all time issues of EUW....

Interesting theory, just let me think on that a moment.

EDIT:


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Boompje : Hey Froststab, you wont really quit, now wont you?

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Froststab : Sure, I mean, my contract says I cant quit. I actually read it just now and ... *bursts into tears*

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Boompje : But... what's wrong?! Can I help you? * Pulls out Wrench*

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Froststab : It's just ... did you ever read your contract in detail?

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Boompje : Well now that you ask ... why?

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Froststab : It says :

"3.7 Non-disclosure agreement about EUW.

The following words and it's relatives must and will not be mentioned ever:

- compensate
- IP Boost
- Server Status
- lag
- Equality
- NA

This list may be extend by Ymir himself on any occasion.

Violation of this may result in a permanent ban of your account and a 20.000 login queue for 1 hour for the server.
"

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Boompje : Oh, I never read that part ... But whats about it? Did you...

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Froststab : Yes, I am responsible for all these downtimes! :'( And just because I wanted to help the people of EUW. How's this fair?!

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Boompje : Who said working for Riot would be fair?


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Nymphètaminé

Recruiter

04-19-2013

xD


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AmanRevenger

Member

04-19-2013

bump for Edit.


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Solash

Senior Member

04-19-2013

You should have made it so Rincewind has a different avatar each time.