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Nourishment

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11-04-2013

I picked the best cases from http://summonerscode.com/ and posted them here. Post funny chat logs in the thread and I will update the post.


I really laughed too much at this....WAY too much.

Corki [00:06]: YO SONA
Sona [00:14]: YO
Corki [00:17]: WICH PATRT OF TAKE EXHAUST DIDNT U UNDERSTAND LIL DIAPERNOOB
Sona [00:20]: LOL WUT
Corki [00:39]: IF YOUR IQ WAS ANY LOWER I HAD TO WATER YOU TWICE A DAY

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Ziggs [14:56]: try to hold ez at tower, i’ll ult
Tristana [14:59]: he’ll just blink away
Ziggs [15:03]: he won’t
Tristana [15:06]: u sure?
Ziggs [15:10]: HEY EZREAL
Ezreal [15:14]: whaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ezreal [15:18]: **** you

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Soraka [40:24]: why on earth did you buy an eleisas miracle?
Lee Sin [40:36]: we’re gonna need a miracle if we’re gonna win this

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Miss Fortune [09:11]: noc plz
Miss Fortune [09:13]: gank bot
Kha’Zix [09:19]: noc?
LeBlanc [09:22]: Noc…?
Nocturne [09:25]: WHO’S THERE

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Teemo [19:58]: why even kill me noob i’m worth no money
Shaco [20:04]: It’s not about the money.
Shaco [20:08]: It’s about sending a message.

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Xin Zhao [00:02:34] afk nautilus
Xin Zhao [00:02:37] mofctuker
Xin Zhao [00:04:20] mofctuker NAUTIMUS
Xin Zhao [00:04:26] SO INFERIOR ANIMAL
Xin Zhao [00:04:34] please reporth this idiot
Xin Zhao [00:05:50] moftcueklr
Xin Zhao [00:06:12] rthis mofctuker
Xin Zhao [00:06:17] tyake my kills
Xin Zhao [00:06:55] animal
Xin Zhao [00:07:25] animal
Xin Zhao [00:07:32] report this mofctuzekr stuipid animal

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Renekton [19:32]: HOLY **** NASUS
Renekton [19:36]: STOP FEEDING OR ILL F*CK YOUR BROTHER
Nasus [19:41]: but ur my brother
Renekton [19:43]: EXACTLY

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Karthus [08:41]: Mine opponent, the knave, hath departed my lane hastily! Clutch tight to the warm embrace of the tower, lest you be caught by that most pernicious evil: the gank.
Leona [08:52]: wtf mid no mia?

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Malphite [0:42] I’m so sick of people choosing Kha’Zix free week
Kha’Zix [0:50] yo i didn’t choose the bug life.
Kha’Zix [0:55] the bug life chose me.

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Gangplank [06:21]: dont worry guys this is the #1 gp build on mobafire

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Graves [13:23]: STFU NOOB NO HOMOS ON RIFT
Ahri [13:31]: If there are no homos on rift, why can I charm Riven?
Riven [13:34]: i just
Riven [13:38]: i just have a lot of feelings, okay

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Master Yi [23:39]: just surrender please
Master Yi [23:43]: my wife is having a baby
Mordekaiser [23:47]: so go.
Master Yi [24:00]: i cant
Master Yi [24:05]: as long as this game is going on, tellin her to hold it

(Imagine the situation,hardcore)

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Teemo [24:50]: GIMME a T
Teemo [24:55]: GIMME an A
Teemo [24:59]: GIMME a L
Teemo [25:08]: GIMME an O
Teemo [25:12]: GIMME a N
Teemo [25:17]: WHATS THAT SPELL
Talon [25:19]: talon?
Teemo [25:23]: USELESS F*CKIN C*NT

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Twisted Fate [52:49]: I summon Dark Magician, in Attack Mode! Go, Dark Magician! Destroy Time Wizard with Dark Blast!
Syndra [53:09]: do u guys wanna know how long tfs been doing this
Syndra [53:17]: THE WHOLE GAME

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Urgot [37:38]: you’re all a bunch of nobody christian filth
Urgot [37:44]: go pray to your non existant god
Tristana [38:05]: I am praying. I’m not even playing right now, Jesus is.
Tristana [38:22]: Jesus carries

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Ezreal [04:20]: Why be Karma, shes worst in game
Karma [04:52]: Hey im laned with you, and this is crazy, we need a healer, so karma maybe?
Ezreal [06:49]: Karma noob why did you leave me?
Karma [07:28]: I threw a heal in my spell, don’t ask me I’ll never tell, I looked to you as you fell, I knew that we’d get ganked
Ezreal [07:34]: stfu noob fooder


The last one is GOLD.

Update:

Nidalee [41:29]: Sion do something!
Ezreal [41:33]: stop them from killing our nexus wtf
Sion [All][41:40]: STOP!!!!!!!

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Kassadin [00:28:10]: my mom learned how to s*ck my d*ck very well udyr
Kassadin [00:28:13]: you’re mom*

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Amumu [00:31:04]: When you turn 14, your body undergoes some changes, and hormones make you feel irrationally angry at things, like your jungler for example.

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Vayne [00:01:45]: Dude, I didn’t know you could dance pressing D.

Warwick [00:01:55]: gdamni

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Blitzcrank [00:00:14]: **** you graves, icalled adc
Graves [00:00:21]: cry me a river u lil b*tch
Graves [00:00:24]: and put a ward in it

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Morgana [00:30:55]: when a horse farmer has a retarded horse he shoots it immediately
Morgana [00:31:01]: all i’m saying is we could learn a bit from horse farmers

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Warwick [00:01:55]: please leash madam
Warwick [00:01:59]: please leash madam
Warwick [00:02:11]: ROBOTIC PROSTITUTE ****ING ORIANNA LEASH B*TCHASS

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Orianna [00:14:51]: omg please report this teemo
Orianna [00:15:01]: he’s making a swastika with mushrooms at barron
Orianna [00:15:08]: and keeps spamming gangnam style wtf

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Leona [00:21:21]: mf’s diary:
Leona [00:21:29]: 21:05
Leona [00:21:35]: today I bought a bf sword
Leona [00:21:41]: I noticed my damage increased significantly.
Leona [00:21:45]: I think I’ll try to buy one sooner next time

holy sh*t,that was good

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Kassadin [00:21:05]: stop fooding annie
Kassadin [00:29:24]: omg she is food now gg

Posted by Graablarbl

Ryze [All] [00:20:16] CAIT I LL HACK U
Ryze [All] [00:20:22] I HACK U
Ryze [All] [00:20:24] MOUHAHA
Ryze [All] [00:20:38] U TOO HACKE

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Irelia [00:14:27] what did i do to u
Kassadin [00:14:33] too
Kassadin [00:14:37] its double o
Kassadin [00:14:45] haha
Kassadin [00:14:47] retard

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Lux [All] [00:06:39] all report kha for racism
Lux [00:14:59] kha u suck
Lux [00:15:02] fu nword suck
Lux [00:40:20] kha ur brown skinned?

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Nidalee [All] [03:53] /all You should see the remarks this Fid is making about my deceased mother
Fiddlesticks [All] [04:03] at least she stopped dying when she went 0/1

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Shen [00:36]: Ni.g go mid
Shen [00:38]: Nid*
Shen [00:43]: I have black friends irl

Update:

Katarina [30:07]: Soraka
Soraka [30:11]: ?
Katarina [30:44]: Stop feeding wuokong...
Soraka [30:53]: ??? 0-0-3 and I am feeding? stfu please
Katarina [30:55]: you are throwing bananas @ him
Teemo [30:55]: lool

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Wukong [28:06] olaf.
Wukong [28:08] we can win this easy
Wukong [28:17] if you play with us.. and not with your d1ck
Wukong [28:21] you d1ckhead
Olaf [28:27] brb p0rnhub

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Sion [10:32] is ranked
Sion [10:33] idiot
Sion [10:39] stop farming like a chinese guy

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Rumble [09:46] report
Rumble [09:54] negative attitude
Teemo [09:54] u2
Teemo [10:08] negative mantra
Teemo [10:11] u hairy kunt

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Syndra[22:31] :just need to hack their internet
Miss Fortune [All][22:52] ur mid is talking about hacking the internet. is this legal?
Karma [All][23:03] :report syndra for cyber terrorism

Posted by Blizzur:

Lux [00:14]: wth we have teemo going top?
Mordekaiser [00:22]: i have faith in you teemo
Mordekaiser [00:29]: maybe hes a secret pro, give him a chance
Teemo [00:35]: alguno abla espańol
Mordekaiser [00:40]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Nami [06:52]: sorry for the ks
Corki [07:00]: nah dont worry about it
Corki [07:05]: like my mom always said
Corki [07:12]: “a dead noob a dead noob"

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Taric [32:01]: zac i know you’re fed but please stop fighting their entire team
Taric [32:15]: the only 5v1 you’ve ever won was against your own flubber

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Vayne [All][41:32]: fckin mundo 6 diffrent boots
Dr. Mundo [All][42:12] WELCUM TO MUNDOS SHOSE SHOP

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Jax [28:48]: brb got to feed my cats
Sona [29:02]: i wish your cats were the only things you’ve fed this game.


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Blazeflame

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11-04-2013

And this is why LoL has the best community in the world.


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Khawz

Senior Member

11-04-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nourishment View Post
Xin Zhao [00:02:34] afk nautilus
Xin Zhao [00:02:37] mofctuker
Xin Zhao [00:04:20] mofctuker NAUTIMUS
Xin Zhao [00:04:26] SO INFERIOR ANIMAL
Xin Zhao [00:04:34] please reporth this idiot
Xin Zhao [00:05:50] moftcueklr
Xin Zhao [00:06:12] rthis mofctuker
Xin Zhao [00:06:17] tyake my kills
Xin Zhao [00:06:55] animal
Xin Zhao [00:07:25] animal
Xin Zhao [00:07:32] report this mofctuzekr stuipid animal
lolololol i saw that too xD


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Nourishment

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11-04-2013

The first one is my fav tho,lol. I laughed too loudly at it.


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Saltbøsse

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11-04-2013

Those are all from summonerscode.com... Nice try tho, -9000/10 for making me reply.


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11-04-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by Saltbřsse View Post
Those are all from summonerscode.com... Nice try tho, -9000/10 for making me reply.
Where is it written that I got them? Holy **** dude.


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Kolnart

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11-04-2013

Huh...You know that is pretty silly to see, I really liked the Nocturne one and the Shaco one


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11-04-2013

Darius [00:44] Want to know Orianna’s counter
Darius [00:49] Ochrisbrown

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Ahri [01:02]: u shud write guides
Nidalee [01:08]: THANKS <3
Nidalee [01:30]: i actually did write one when i was lvl 15 about ad alistar
Ahri [01:37]: nice! i’ll help you write one right now
Ahri [01:43]: chapter 1: uninstall

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Miss Fortune [07:12]: report thresh no support
Thresh [07:25]: click the lantern noob
Miss Fortune [07:42]: dont report thresh


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Brother Roga

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11-04-2013

Dat Shaco


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OdinCcM

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11-04-2013

Finally some funny chat logs.


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