HARROWING GIVEAWAY EVENT (10€ RP)

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KeesDeKerstman

Member

29-10-2013

I am a tree,
I'll make you flee,
Do you like my root,
there goes your life toot toot,
You like the woods?
you better buy tenacety boots,
I can go jungle,
I can go top,
I hope you protect rumble,
Because I can't stop.


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APH Dk Senpai

Senior Member

29-10-2013

Lizard buffs are red,
Golem buffs are blue,
I love to play league,
But not as much as you
Your skills remind me of some champions,
But I know if I pick you we'll always win!
Your the AD carry to my support,
And were just so good, now games are too short.
Just like Ahri you used your charm,
And now I love you more than my farm.
Together we can push any lane,
No one can stop us except the end of the game.
Sometimes a match may seem like forever,
But as long as I love you I'll never surrender!

--

Not mine, but one i remembered from a while back at some thread. i do not want the credit, just putting it out here for the people who like poems.


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MRscaryboy

Junior Member

29-10-2013

in champ select i chose fizz and saw my team ****


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Wauwster

Junior Member

29-10-2013

Ok ok, I'll try:


It’s Halloween, so we all dress up
It’s a time to be together so I go bot with my AD-carry buttercup
Our outfits match together so well (not really)
That even the enemy Corki and his Urf think we look swell

However the purple team is not easily scared
So unfortunately we get ensnared
Our jungler tries to help us out
However we played as a speckled trout

We die and our team thinks it’s over
Nonetheless we come back as a Landrover
After our team shouts ‘OMG, always dat premade throws!’
We stayed positive as we looked at our champions’ clothes
We win two fights and dominate the purple botlane
They are scared and we hop back on our owntrain

Purple now fears our fed AD-carry
And we out loud sing a song from Katy Perry
They surrender, and we saw their fear
We as bot; butterfly Kog and def. Not Blitzcrank, can only cheer.

We wish you all a great & scary Halloween
As premades will always enter ranked, will not always win and play clean
Keep that in mind and please stay nice
As it might turn out to be pleasant Harrowing surprise.


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YES HELLO

Junior Member

29-10-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by iGLaDOS View Post
Roses are red
My name is Graves
This poem makes no sense
Microwaves
Quote:
Originally Posted by I just wasted RP View Post
Servers went black
They'll never come back
But cut Riot some slack
Their technicians on crack
both stolen from reddit real
you should tell that because some people actually made an effort


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Jacwa

Master Recruiter

29-10-2013

Ahri's foxy, be alarmed,
a single "e" and you are charmed!
Every time I see her doing good,
she is not on my team, w00t?

Akali wants some symmetry,
underneath the christmas tree.
Santa RIOT says: "Too bad!
You'll get a Gunblade nerf instead."

Alistar tramples, headbutts, pulverises,
it's the new jungle he despises.
Why do noobs want to jungle as the cow,
just cuz Saintvicious showed the how?
Santa RIOT, can you please,
cure them from mad cow disease?

Amumu now is truly sad,
cuz Draft Mode Normal games are bad.
"How am I supposed to find a friend,
when noobs in normals want me banned?


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I Eat Bugs

Junior Member

30-10-2013

One fat teemo put down the shroom,
Kaboom, kaboom,
everyone's dead,
cocain.


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Chavajoth

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Member

30-10-2013

If you're havin' stealth problems I feel bad for you son
I've got 99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one

I got the Nimbus Strike on the toplane champ
Teemos that wanna make sure my pole's damp
Jungle critics they say he's "Monkey Cash Hoes"
I'm from the Plague Jungle stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with poles in ya zapatos
You'd be celebrating the minute you was defeatin' a foe
I'm like f*ck critics you can kiss my whole monkeyhole
If you don't like my Decoy's you can press B nice 'n slow
I got beef with Golds if I don't play they show
They don't play my lane I don't give a sh*t so
League mages try and use my monkey's ass
So junglers can give 'em more cash for kills, f*ckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Wukong has
I'm from wards to initiates b*tches I ain't dumb
I've got 99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
Gank me

99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
If you're havin' stealth problems I feel bad for you son
I've got 99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one

The timer's '14 and my heatlh is low
In my mini map view is the mother ****in' cow
I got two choices y'all press on the B button or (hmmm)
Decoy on the double put the Cyclone to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jinx.
Plus I got a few potions I can fight the gank
So I...Decoy over to the side of the map
I heard "Son do you know why I'm gankin' you for?"
Cause I'm Wu and I'm the best and my health's real low?
Do I look like a mini map reader Sir, I don't know
Am I being killed or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin' an initiate on our Vayne' "
"Health and mana and step out of the lane"
"Are you carryin' a pole on you I know a lot of you monkeys are"
I ain't steppin out of **** all my build's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the lane a little bit?"
Well my brush compartment is warded so are the brushes at the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need an ult for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of Monkey or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't push the lane but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't successfully gank my ****
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 Nasus come"
I've got 99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
Gank me

99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
If you're havin' stealth problems I feel bad for you son
I've got 99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
Gank me

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A Monkey like myself had to strong arm a Teemo
This is not a Teemo in the sense of havin' a challenge
But a challenge havin' no goddamn sense, try and gank me
I tried to ignore him and talk to our jungler
Beg for him, cause some fools just love to struggle
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't gank a lane in an unfair fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to carry
He and his laners gon' be yappin' to the Ahri
And there I go trapped in the shrooms again
Back through the jungle with the slows again
Supports on the map wardin' again
revealer's with they pink wards poppin' them
Ymir tried to give the monkey shaft again
Half-a-mil for gank just cause I can
All because this fool was harrasin' them
Tryin to play the monkey like he's Lee Sin
But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my pole
I got 99 problems being a noob ain't one.
Gank me

99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
If you're havin' stealth problems I feel bad for you son
I've got 99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
Gank me

Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEHSRgwvbcI

Original: Jay-Z
Parody: bartblaze


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YES HELLO

Junior Member

30-10-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by bartblaze View Post
If you're havin' stealth problems I feel bad for you son
I've got 99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one

I got the Nimbus Strike on the toplane champ
Teemos that wanna make sure my pole's damp
Jungle critics they say he's "Monkey Cash Hoes"
I'm from the Plague Jungle stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with poles in ya zapatos
You'd be celebrating the minute you was defeatin' a foe
I'm like f*ck critics you can kiss my whole monkeyhole
If you don't like my Decoy's you can press B nice 'n slow
I got beef with Golds if I don't play they show
They don't play my lane I don't give a sh*t so
League mages try and use my monkey's ass
So junglers can give 'em more cash for kills, f*ckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Wukong has
I'm from wards to initiates b*tches I ain't dumb
I've got 99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
Gank me

99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
If you're havin' stealth problems I feel bad for you son
I've got 99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one

The timer's '14 and my heatlh is low
In my mini map view is the mother ****in' cow
I got two choices y'all press on the B button or (hmmm)
Decoy on the double put the Cyclone to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jinx.
Plus I got a few potions I can fight the gank
So I...Decoy over to the side of the map
I heard "Son do you know why I'm gankin' you for?"
Cause I'm Wu and I'm the best and my health's real low?
Do I look like a mini map reader Sir, I don't know
Am I being killed or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin' an initiate on our Vayne' "
"Health and mana and step out of the lane"
"Are you carryin' a pole on you I know a lot of you monkeys are"
I ain't steppin out of **** all my build's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the lane a little bit?"
Well my brush compartment is warded so are the brushes at the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need an ult for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of Monkey or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't push the lane but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't successfully gank my ****
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 Nasus come"
I've got 99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
Gank me

99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
If you're havin' stealth problems I feel bad for you son
I've got 99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
Gank me

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A Monkey like myself had to strong arm a Teemo
This is not a Teemo in the sense of havin' a challenge
But a challenge havin' no goddamn sense, try and gank me
I tried to ignore him and talk to our jungler
Beg for him, cause some fools just love to struggle
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't gank a lane in an unfair fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to carry
He and his laners gon' be yappin' to the Ahri
And there I go trapped in the shrooms again
Back through the jungle with the slows again
Supports on the map wardin' again
revealer's with they pink wards poppin' them
Ymir tried to give the monkey shaft again
Half-a-mil for gank just cause I can
All because this fool was harrasin' them
Tryin to play the monkey like he's Lee Sin
But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my pole
I got 99 problems being a noob ain't one.
Gank me

99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
If you're havin' stealth problems I feel bad for you son
I've got 99 potions but an Oracle's ain't one
Gank me

Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEHSRgwvbcI

Original: Jay-Z
Parody: bartblaze
source: http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com...d.php?t=490680


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Phairdy

Senior Member

30-10-2013

I´m a horse
hecarim is my name
come closer
i don´t flame

lead me to battle
I charge ahead
without a saddle
they´re all dead

but i did warn you
and your wife
That i´ll see you
IN THE AFTER LIFE!